Old Jewish woman at the start of Yom Kippur: I think god wants me to be in a theater rather than in temple. –45th & 8th Little boy to friend: It wasn't until last year that I realized that not everybody is Jews! –Near Columbia Overheard by: CSims Gym receptionist discussing television series Mad Men: It's sexist against women…and Jews, too! –10th & 7th Overheard by: Zack Elderly Jewish woman, in hushed voice, to elderly Jewish man: My rabbi is an atheist who lives in Israel! What can you say? –Brooklyn College Overheard by: Rabbi's Agnostic daughter Goyish looking guy with toddler in stroller: Well, you know the Hebrews always like to celebrate the New Year–especially in a year that ends in '69, if you know what I mean. –Mercer & Broome Overheard by: Garuda Woman on cell: We're on the bus run by Hassidic Jews, ya know, like Woody Allen… It's like the Jewish express!… Nah, I'm covering up the phone so no one hears me. –Vamoose Bus, Penn Station