Random white male on cell: People thought I was weird as shit in high school… Cause I hung out with all the black people! –Washington Square Park Uptown girl: This place is…this is weird. –St. Mark's Place & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Emily B. Girl: She was weird. She had, like, a Midwestern accent or something. I think she was from Maine. –Brooklyn Tech Overheard by: Julie Tattooed 20-something girl: He's such a weirdo; I had to ask six times for his urine. –J Train Overheard by: Adam Nathan Chick on cell: He's had his dick in me, but I worry it would be out of line to Facebook friend him. Modern life is so weird. –Columbia University