Guy: I finally found someone who's as crazy about me as I am! –1st Ave & 2nd St Young guy to girlfriend: Sometimes I listen to myself and I think, "How do I know *so much* about marketing?" –Downtown E Train Guy to friend in movie theater, just before movie starts: Dude, my blog post today was *so* good. –Loews Theater, 34th St Girl: I'm attractive and I have a lot of friends! –PATH Train Overheard by: tb Girl to friends: Hey guys… I'm really glad we're us. Or else I'd be really jealous of us. –West Village Overheard by: Max