The Governor's Accent Tends to Throw People Off

Guy #1, wearing American Apparel sweater: Brr.
Guy #2: Man, I freaking hate American Apparel!
Guy #1: Yeah, this sweater's thin as hell!
Guy #2: No, I mean like they're all "American" Apparel" so they can sell to Americans, pretending to be made by Americans. Meanwhile, their clothes are being made in California!

--Elevator, St. George Hotel, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Crazy Person