20-something on cell: So yeah, I hit a new low. So you know how I had sex with Dan, Steve and Dave? Well, I totally just handled my friend from work who is married and we did it in his daughter's bed. If that doesnt say I'm crazy, I dont know what does? (pause) Are you kidding me? His wife never gives it up, that man busted four times in a matter of minutes.
(pause). Well, that's now four men this week who said I have the best pussy they've had. –159th & Broadway Overheard by: morgan Girl: She was fucking everybody in this city–and no one even liked her! –Houston & Lafayette Overheard by: bRonwyn 20-something man to girlfriend: You're a grown woman! I can't help it if you're a whore! –7 Train Overheard by: becky z-dub Girl on cell: Wait, so you and Skylar are dating now? Ahh, so exciting! (pause) No, you didn't already tell me. You said that you woke up next to him. Since when does that mean you're dating someone? –Bedford & 8th 20-something blonde on phone: All those people who laugh and snigger at you only do it because they too have experienced the walk of shame. –Christopher & Bleecker Man on phone: I can't be constantly wondering who you're sleeping with! I tell you, I'm tired, I'm old, and I can't do what I'm supposed to do. I'm a good 60, but I ain't good enough to be waking up everyday and chasing you around! –Coffee shop, Crown Heights Overheard by: Eric Hipster on cell: I don't see what's so wrong with going up to someone on the street and saying, "hey, what's up? Let's fuck!" I do it all the time! –Great Hall, Cooper Union Overheard by: NYUTSOA12