Two-year-old, pointing to Citibank: That's my bank! –7th Ave & President St, Park Slope Overheard by: But who's your insurance carrier? Nine-year old boy on cell: Well, you know what? Fuck you! I'm going home! (slams cell shut and begins strutting across parking lot) –Parking Lot, Staten Island Mall Overheard by: WTF???? Ten-year-old girl in bathing suit to seven-year-old girl: Stop touching my ass. Whore! –Park, Astoria Little girl to group of little girls: Raise your hand if you're allergic to penicillin! –R Train Overheard by: cole Little girl to friends, pointing at platform: That's where hobos live! –4 Train Overheard by: Jesus Jon Three-year-old boy, eating hamburger: Cock cock cock cock! –Madison Square Park Overheard by: Alexis from Texas Kid in cart at end of dairy aisle as man he came in with goes down aisle: Ssomeone's gonna take me! Someone's take me! –Stop & Shop, Kingsbridge, Bronx Overheard by: Krisztina