Little kid: We're going to the city to get mommy titties! –LIRR Train Punk chick: This thing needs bazooms. I'm a punker chick with itty bitties. –Midtown Office Girl to female friend: Hey, did you know today is the three-year anniversary of my boobs? –Union Square Crazy lady trying to exchange a shirt: I can't go to work with my tits hanging out! –Abercrombie & Fitch Overheard by: me neither. Chick on cell: In his defense, I forget about breasts, too. –Columbia University Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy