Tween girl: I mean, she changed her MySpace name to "freaky dancer," I mean, she needs to take that shit off. Seriously, take it off, because I'm the freaky dancer, no one else is the freaky dancer but me. –Uptown 6 Train Man: There will be no more dancing tonight. I broke the pole. –Times Square Jumpy drunk guy: I have two options. Dance or fall asleep! –Blackbird Parlour, Brooklyn Overheard by: ak Guy: I'm really into Nijinsky…no homo. –F Train Weary looking woman on cell: Six and a half hours of burlesque. I didn't think there was such a thing as too much burlesque…but I thought wrong. –Penn Station Overheard by: McNasty College girl: And then I would say: "But do you object? Do you object to my vagina dance?" –Union Square