Hipster girl: I hate it when obviously uncool people wear flannel. –E Train Overheard by: dru Hipster girl: Shark Week is a week? It lasted like a month last year. –N 6th St, Williamsburg Frumpy hipster: No! Hipsters melt in the rain! –McCarren Park Pool, Greenpoint Hipster on cell: No, I've never heard of a nocturnal squirrel… Do you even… Wait, are you trying to tell me you're gay?! No? Well, this is awkward… –Central Park Hipster guy to another: Have you ever played with yourself under a blacklight? There's like all kinds of shit on your dick! –Union Hall Overheard by: Cass Frumpy mom, holding up item for hipster tween daughter: Catherine, is this ironic? –Beacon's Closet, Williamsburg