Angry Spanish boyfriend: You know why I'm talking to you like this! Because your boss was sitting there and you probably had no damn clothes on! –Broad Channel Subway Station Girl to friend: Yeah, I can't wait until we take off our clothes and do our make up! –116th & 3rd (20-something couple is walking down the street with arms around each other)
Woman: So were you self-conscious when you took off your clothes in front of the children? –28th & 5th White guy answering cell: Negrooooo… I'm on the Long Island Railroad being completely homosexual… You missed it, completely naked… –LIRR Overheard by: Xavier Five-year-old girl, before performance begins: Are they going to take *all* their clothes off? —Hair, Delacorte Theater Girl to friend: God! I remember when my brother ran into my room naked screaming that he had two buttholes. –Subway, 14th & 1st Overweight middle age white guy to friend: I know, I get it, you like to sit naked in the mud while some guy serenades you on his guitar singing about things I don't believe and can't understand. That's your thing. I prefer hockey. –89th & 4th, Brooklyn