Preppy guy: They say beggars can't be choosers, which makes sense, because we're choosers. –Madison Square Park Overheard by: Annie Red Table change collector guy: Help feed the homeless of New York! All it takes is a penny and a heart, you fucking assholes. –Times Square Overheard by: Bemused Girl to friend: I thought of you the other day; I saw a homeless man's penis. –Lucky Jack's, Orchard St. Overheard by: Argopelter Horny dude (after being rejected by a girl at the bar): I asked her if she wanted a drink and she gave me the look that I give to homeless people on the subway. –79th & Broadway Guy to girl sitting at a sidewalk cafe: I know, what is with her? She dresses like a homeless person. And not Mary-Kate Olsen homeless but I-think-I-saw-her-passed-out-in-an-alleyway-with-a-heroin-needle-sticking-out-of-her-arm- homeless. –10th St & 2nd Ave Girl, to guy who has just spat on floor: Don't do that! Homeless people sleep there! –6 Train Station