Greasy guy on cell: Yeah, there was this whole big to-do. They had all these little midgets running around–it was a whole Willy Wonka thing going on. –42nd & Park Ave Overheard by: Aren't They Called Little People? Midget on mobile: Man, you don't know how tough it is, these little women are tough, they know what they want… Yeah, yeah… The are like tigers, they'll eat you up! –Grand Central Station Overheard by: JT Flyer guy: Comedy show, folks–we got midgets! –Herald Square Overheard by: BeccaGo Guy: High-five if you like midgets and drugs! –42nd & 7th Overheard by: Shannon Suit on cell: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do it big for my birthday. No I'm thinking more like midget strippers…eh, I haven't decided what I want it to be. (pause) Oh yeah, sorry, not "it," "him" or "her." No, I think dwarfs have magical powers, that's the deal. Not racist, dwarfist maybe. –Chinatown Bus Overheard by: Evan Drunk guy with group of friends: I'm sorry I hit you, I thought I was Irish and you were four feet tall. –41st & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Glad I'm not short