Homeland Security Guidelines Get More Bizarre by the Year

Dude, to other dude with a small backpack: Is that the new backpack nano? What do you have in there, an apple and a bottle of water? You carrying acorns around in there? One package of skittles? An abridged copy of...The Old Man and the Sea?
Backpack dude: Do I really have to explain my backpack to you?

--L Train

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