I'm About Twelve and a Half Hours Gay

Coked-out girl: Your friend is hot. Is she gay?
Drunk girl: I don't know. Are you gay?
Coked-out girl: I like the way Shakira puts it. (singing) "Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together."
(later on)
Coked-out girl: Are you as straight as the day is long?
Drunk girl: Um, it depends...how long is the day?
Coked-out girl: Fourteen hours.

--Sophie's, 5th & Ave A

Overheard by: amazed