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Barnard girl: Yeah, so I'm minoring in African dance...
Guy: Oh.
Barnard girl: And homemaking. You know, knitting an crocheting and stuff...
Guy: Ohh...
Barnard girl: But my major is man-hating. Hardcore man-hating.
Guy: (silence)
Barnard girl: Just kidding. Math. I'm majoring in math.

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