Wednesday One-Liners Are the Soundtrack of Your Life

Guy to friend: Dude, I'm working on a new house song right now. It's going to kick ass. It's called "Google It". It goes "Googleit, Googleit, Googleit..."

--Madison Square Park

Overheard by: Ian

Two guys: Ladies and gentlemen, we are not asking for any money, we just want to sing a little Linkin Park. (they proceed to jump around and sing Linkin Park)

--Uptown N Train

Overheard by: Hametuka

Hipster to friend: Flava Flav...yeah, he's like that skinny guy in Lord of the Rings...you know... "my precioussss..." Yeah... That's him...just a darker version.

--Subway, Brooklyn

Preteen: I won't beat my wife! I listen to Bob Marley!

--E 21st St b/w 1st & 2nd

Dude (matter-of-factly): Crazy northerners...don't quite understand that we're aware of how to speak English in the South. We just choose to say things cooler. That's why Southern rap sounds so much cooler.

--St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: another misunderstood southerner

Middle aged tourist woman: Have you heard all of these Country Western songs about little girls recently? There's like four of them, and they're all really good too!

--Pinkberry, Bleecker b/w MacDougal & Sullivan

Overheard by: Jason