Guy to friend: Dude, I'm working on a new house song right now. It's going to kick ass. It's called "Google It". It goes "Googleit, Googleit, Googleit…" –Madison Square Park Overheard by: Ian Two guys: Ladies and gentlemen, we are not asking for any money, we just want to sing a little Linkin Park. (they proceed to jump around and sing Linkin Park) –Uptown N Train Overheard by: Hametuka Hipster to friend: Flava Flav…yeah, he's like that skinny guy in Lord of the Rings…you know… "my precioussss…" Yeah… That's him…just a darker version. –Subway, Brooklyn Preteen: I won't beat my wife! I listen to Bob Marley! –E 21st St b/w 1st & 2nd Dude (matter-of-factly): Crazy northerners…don't quite understand that we're aware of how to speak English in the South. We just choose to say things cooler. That's why Southern rap sounds so much cooler. –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: another misunderstood southerner Middle aged tourist woman: Have you heard all of these Country Western songs about little girls recently? There's like four of them, and they're all really good too! –Pinkberry, Bleecker b/w MacDougal & Sullivan Overheard by: Jason