Thug: Yo, man! What color are my nipples? What color are my nipples?! –LaGuardia High School Teen to friend: Calm yo black nipples! Calm yo black nipples! –Union Square Overheard by: hairy pink nipples Girl to friends: The idea of some machine sucking on my nipples just terrifies me! –Bathroom, NYU Overheard by: Trying to pee in peace Random girl: Yeah, I have like four nipples. –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: Nameless Tall beautiful 30-year-old curvaceous brunette in stockings and pumps on cell: I was like: "you're preaching about non-violence and you're touching my nipple!" –Bleecker St Overheard by: Janusz