Older woman, enunciating precisely: I could never understand wanting to have a penis. I know *I* never wanted one. –Hudson St Overheard by: Harriet Vane Chick: Don't you feel better knowing your cock is better than fermented squid guts? –Park Slope Overheard by: Rose Fox Guy to friend: And then it just popped out of the bag–you know, kind of like a penis pops out! –Dunkin Donuts Blond: But baby, the only thing that rhymes with penis is "mm mm good"! –Restaurant, Brooklyn Overheard by: what rhymes with vajay? Little boy: (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis! (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis! –Downtown N Train Brunette NYU student: You know when like people in junior high ask you what you'd do if you had a penis for a day? I'd always say "piss in a soap dispenser." –W 3rd b/w 6th & MacDougal Overheard by: Alan