NYU JAP on phone to mother (enraged): Ugh, mom! No! Wearing seasonally inappropriate outerwear will not make me sweat and lose weight! –NYU Silver Center Overheard by: Maeve Woman in line with friend at Duane Reade, reading can of energy drink: Wait. There's carbs in here? Like bread carbs? Carbs are bread, right? Cause when people go on, like, a low carb diet, they don't eat any bread, right? But I still don't understand why there's bread in here. Whatever. It doesn't even taste like bread. –Duane Reade 10-year-old kid to friend: So you're a year older than me, but you're 20 pounds lighter? That's fucked up. –Christopher St & Waverly Place Overheard by: sharknife Girl: You know how some people are social drinkers? I'm a social eater. –NYU Overheard by: ninja z Asian fashionista: Yeah, I think I'm like a size 12 in boys. –Conde Nast Building Overheard by: jackattack Loud guy on cell: Actually, I can't be bulimic anymore because I have no gag reflex. I've been sucking too much cock. –34th & 7th Ave Overheard by: Alis