Drunken guy to stoned guy: I would kiss you, but you might remember. –Columbia University Overheard by: Lo Girl: And so he's like, "I kissed you on the mouth last night", and I'm like "oh really? I didn't know." –Prospect Park Overheard by: jaytro Dude on cell: Yeah, bro, leave it to me. I decide to cheat on my wife and I end with some stupid whore who wants to play kissie-face in a fucking Newark parking lot. –Penn Station Overheard by: AdHoculi Cute girl approaches frat boy at bar: I was going to pretend I don't know you, but I do know you, and now I think I want to kiss you. Is that okay? –Clinton & Montague, Brooklyn Heights Latina girl on cell: Well, my cousin died two years ago, right, and on the one-year anniversary that's when I kissed him. –Outside Victoria Fashions, 116th & 3rd Overheard by: Chuckles Older German woman with accent: So when she was little she used to take a bunch of sleeping pills and lay on the floor, and she wouldn't get up until someone kissed her! It was so cute! –1 Train Overheard by: EthanK