Five-year-old girl in funny voice: I don't wear eyeshadow. I am an alien. I am allowed to be weird. –Downtown 6 Train, Union Square Overheard by: Adam Nathan Brunette: So, wait. Are they scientists or large-headed aliens? –Harlem Overheard by: Ladle Hobo: You may not know this, but I am from another planet. I am also recruiting souls for my army in the underworld. We are four hundred thousand billion strong. Everybody better watch out! –1 Train Geeky guy to another: Have you seen the planet he's from? Goddamn! –N Train Girl to friend (animated, with hand gestures): I mean, you could actually *see* E.T.'s birth… –5th Ave & 14th St Guy, very sure of himself: I would much rather hunt aliens than ghosts, at least that makes sense. –Starbucks Overheard by: jessi pfeufer