Sleazy biker, taking a bottle from marathon relief table: My mother always told me I should be bottle-fed. –Central Park Overheard by: Uncomfortable volunteer NYU student on cell, angrily: I was trying to show your mom a good time so I wouldn't have to stick my dick in her again! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: chris k. Guido on cell: So you fucked the mother *and* the daughter? –23rd & 3rd Guy to girl: Anything over 50 is a super milf! –Chelsea Teen to friend: Cause I ain't no full-time mama. I'm a part-time mama. –Church & Chambers Middle aged hipster with ponytail and gray streaked goatee: I'm a soccer mom! –Times Square