45-year-old woman: So I ended up shaving it, and it looks so pretty! It's like I'm ten years old again! –Houlihans Restaurant Overheard by: remembers when she was ten years old Girl on cell: Wait. The dad shaves the son's ass? –Columbia University Overheard by: McFreaky Guy in shower to guy in the next: Man, I am never shaving my pubes again. –Pratt Institute Overheard by: traPt Guy with a bunch of tattoos: The sex was great, but she was psychotic. Every time I shaved she would accuse me of having had oral sex with another woman. –86th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Alan British woman on cell: Are you shaving? Your face or your balls? –13th & Broadway Overheard by: Just around