The Surest Way to a Man's Heart: Through Your Large Intestine.

30-something woman #1: It's only a matter of time when you start dating a guy before he asks you the question.
30-something woman #2: What question?
30-something woman #1: C'mon, the thing that every guy asks for in bed.
30-something woman #2: Ooooooohhhh, anal sex.
30-something woman #1: That's the question!

--E Train to Queens

Overheard by: butt, of course

Headline by: Brian Costlow

Runners-Up:
· "Alex, I'll Take "Things That Will Never Happen" for $100" - The Trayster
· "Gotta Stop Meeting Boyfriends at the Pray Out The Gay Sessions." - KJM
· "I Always Keep My Strap-on in My Purse - Just in Case." - Sodajerk
· "I Just Hope He Doesn't Ask at a Baseball Game. Too Cliche." - pieski
· "Pooping the Question" - tech98
· "Reason #32 to Be a Lesbian" - Trey Jackson


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