Mamma Mia, That's a Spicy Matzoh Ball!

Guy #1: You must be Italian.
Guy #2: Uh...no, I'm Jewish.
Guy #1: Are you sure? You really look Italian.
Guy #2: Of course I'm sure. What do I have to do to prove it to you?
Guy #3: I don't like where this is going.

--6 Train

Overheard by: Jenya