Gay guy to passersby: Spare an asshole for a gay man? –Union Square Man to woman: It's not that I'm an asshole; I just don't want to be seen with you. –Bar, Upper West Side Overheard by: Eric Hipster chic: You could fit a globe in your asshole, it's so big. –Bedford Ave & 3rd St, Williamsburg Overheard by: letthemusicplayy Woman, answering cell: Hey, asshole! –Rite Aid, Grand Central