Guy: I'm tellin' you, man. America loves cheese. No, seriously, dude. America loves cheese! –Ace's, 5th St & Ave B Cute 20-something guy singing while playing soccer: Bottles of cheese, bottles of cheeeeeeeeese… –Prospect Park Overheard by: i'd like a bottle of cheese Girl: I'd rather have a turkey sandwich with cum on it than cheese. –Times Square Overheard by: Lindsay Distressed female student: She's such a hard grader! She's like…a cheese grater. –Queens College Five-year old boy: But mummy, I want goat cheese on my french fries! –St. Regis Hotel Overheard by: Nonok