Woman to two male companions: I've fornicated lots of times, and I've never been arrested! –A Train, Grand Central Guy handing out tickets: Comedy club tickets, tickets tickets, get drunk and possibly arrested! –Times Square Overheard by: Chadwick 50-something on cell: I was watching America's Most Wanted last night to see if I could see…our boy! –DeKalb & Cumberland, Brooklyn Overheard by: Lea Grungy guy, carrying a slice and a bottled drink: I don't believe in putting off till tomorrow what I can do today…because tomorrow I might be back in jail. –Sheridan Square Overheard by: Suze Volchok Guy on cell: It's always comforting when I imagine people I don't like being anally raped in prison. –Prince & Sullivan Bus driver: The next stop is QCC. Queens Correctional Cen…I mean, Queens Community College. –Q27 Bus Overheard by: hey! i go there …