Girl: So yeah, that was the most interesting lesbian relationship I've ever had, but she left me for her old science teacher. At least you know where you stand with guys. (sighs) –Macy's Overheard by: Nathan Suit nearing retirement, to his department: Did you ever think that Hilary Clinton just has to be a lesbian? –Office, Midtown West Man: I noticed I get checked out the most by women when I'm with a woman, so I started hanging around with lesbians and now we pick up women together. –1 Train Hobo, to no one in particular: I'm not a thespian, I'm a lesbian. From Hoboken. –Central Park Overheard by: Eric Crazy hobo: Hillary invented the lesbian vote. There was no lesbian vote before Hillary, she created it! Thirty million lesbians all lined up to vote, and you know what you have to do to get the lesbian vote? You've gotta squeeze it. You have to squeeze the lesbian. How do you get orange juice? You squeeze it! You gotta squeeze the lesbian to get the vote! –E Train Overheard by: an unsqueezed lesbian Angry woman on cell: No, I'm not doing the lesbian thing tonight. No. I'll be home soon. –Outside Lesbian Bar, Hudson St Overheard by: lady