Man on cell: Hey mom… It's your son! You jackass! –Bleecker & Mercer Hot girl to hot friend: Has my brother ever told you his glue stories? (friend shakes head) Well… (begins whispering) –2 Train Man shouting on cell: I didn't know she was your sister! Jesus! –Amtrak Train Four-year-old to another: I'll be the mother and you the daughter, so you the boss of me. –Ave D Woman to friend: Not only is he messing with my marriage, but now I gotta tell my kids they ain't brothers! –Park Ave & 125th St Woman to another: …so I was fucking your brother. –Theatre District