Homeless guy hugging another: I love you, old school! You got a cigarette? –14th St & 8th Ave Drunk, fighting with another and punching phone booth: I will fuck you up, man! I love you, man! –E 11th St & 9th Ave Sloppy drunk dial outside gay club: I love you so fuckin much, mom…like…*more* than Anna Nicole! –Valda, Gay Bar, NYC Female NYU student: You don't love Joe Biden as much as I do. Dude, Joe Biden is awesome! He should be gay! –Tisch Hall, NYU Overheard by: Blair Guy leaning against light post, to girlfriend: Listen, I love you…but you're so fucking mean. –47th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: J&J