Homeless guy, giving umbrella to random white girl: This is for you. In case it rains. This (holding up alcohol bottle) is for me. You know why? Because I'm an alcoholic. –Penn Station Man to friend, about the Bruce Springsteen concert that night: You know what? If it starts raining, I'm just going to take off my shirt and scream the whole time. –Penn Station Girl: We're on an island, it doesn't snow here. –St. John's University, Staten Island Overheard by: Ang Vendor: Man, I know why we're having to pee so much! It's because it's colder and our bladders are shrinking. –Flea Market, 82nd & Columbus Overheard by: EthanK Woman yelling to complete stranger: It's not raining anymore! It stopped raining! You're the only one with an umbrella! –Port Authority