Lady on cell: I've been standing here for like fifteen minutes…I don't know which one to choose. It's so hard…it's been like years since I've bought toothpaste. –Duane Reade Overheard by: Doreen 40-something woman: I'm always wondering, is it teeth or tits? –MJ Armstrong's Public House Overheard by: JP Girl to friends looking into camera: Jane* got the foreskin stuck in her teeth. –Grand St, Brooklyn Mother to daughter: Your tooth came out last night. I didn't want to disturb you, but at least you have your other teeth in. –Hester & Grand Flustered strand employee: He left his teeth on the floor and just took off! –Strand Bookstore, 12th St & Broadway