Man on phone: Come down the road and I'm the first house that you do not see. –Office Building, W 46th St Overheard by: TheGreenCat Black woman on cell: Don't fuck in ma house! –Union Square Station 10-year-old boy to another: Yeah, my mom says I can fuck a girl in her house, as long as she ain't a skanky-ass ho. –105th & Broadway Overheard by: Andy Girl to friend: We can't hang out at my house. I don't know anyone there anymore. –125th & Broadway Overheard by: EthanK Guy cycling past very fast, to cycling companion: So he bought a whole house just to store pot? –Prospect Park, Brooklyn Overheard by: peeper City cop to two homeless guys: If your house is worth like $200,000, you can probably only get a equity loan for like $100,000. (homeless guys nod their heads in agreement) –Madison Square Park Overheard by: E