Guy on bench smoking cigarette, on cell: But he has no problem lifting his legs so you can eat his ass. –Central Park Cornrowed boy to cornrowed girl: Stop chewing on me! –1 Train Overheard by: Kelly D Random girl showing a picture to friends: I'm eating the baby's head. It's what I do in my spare time. –College of Staten Island Overheard by: Nameless Woman to another with colored contacts: I just want to eat your eyes! –Elevator, Broadway & 32nd St Four-year-old boy to teenage babysitter: Oh, yeah? I'm gonna bite your vagina! –86th & Broadway Woody Allen lookalike: But buses are so creepy. I mean, what if there are cannibals on the bus? –14th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: or snakes