Thug to friend: That bitch looked up at me and said, "Damn, your dick tastes like coffee." –86th St & Lexington Overheard by: TINA Female suit to other: Duane Reade is like the Starbucks of drugstores! –Duane Reade Old lady with shopping cart, exiting voting booth: Where's my Starbucks coupon? –PS163, Bath Beach, Brooklyn Overheard by: Torgo61 Guy on cell: Hey, bro! I'm having coffee and a bagel. (pause) No, an animal did not have to die for me to have this coffee! –Arthur Avenue Overheard by: eternal student Man with heavy Indian accent holding a cup of Starbucks coffee: No, the most expensive coffee in the world is coffee beans eaten and then pooped out by a cat. It's $120 a cup. –Elevator, 7th Ave & 31st St