Nerdy middle aged white woman to postal clerk: Yes, I'd like just one sheet of the Disney, and one of the Kwanzaa. –Cathedral Station Post Office Overheard by: Emily B. Woman yelling down a stairwell: Happy holidays to you, ma'am! Hope you choke on a candy cane! –Central Park South Overheard by: Daisy Mae Girl: One morning, I woke up and I thought it was Christmas. Then I went outside and I realized it's not Christmas! –57th & Columbus Overheard by: Have a holly jolly Columbus Day? Irish tourist woman: You went to Macy's? Did you see outside? They have black Santas here. –Brendan's Bar Overheard by: Danny Old guy scanning tickets, singing quietly to self after each bar code beep: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way… –Madison Square Garden Overheard by: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh! Conductor on speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving shortly. In case you haven't finished your Christmas shopping, feel free to stop by the Metro North booth. You could buy a 10-trip for the kids, a weekly for the wife, or a one-way for the in-laws. Merry Christmas. –Metro North Overheard by: Christmas Spirit