Cinnabon, Cinnabon Farts, and Hairspray

Tourist #1: Are we in the airport?
Tourist #2: No.
Tourist #3: It's the train port.
Tourist #1: Is this a mall?
Tourist #2: No.
Tourist #1: It looks like a mall.
Tourist #2: It's not a mall.
Tourist #1: It smells like a mall.

--Penn Station, LIRR

Overheard by: Ceetar