But I Have Nice Heels on and I Forgot My Pistol, So...Let's Partaaay!

Girl #1: It's going to suck if everyone there has a boring sense of humor.
Girl #2: So get them hyped up on cocaine, then everything is funny!
Girl #1: I will! Wait...how do *you* know?
Girl #2: At this point I would knock you on the side of the neck, steal your wallet, and run away.

--Main Street, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Michelle