Radiology nurse: I have been asked out before. But never while giving a barium enema! –Radiology Medical Office, Brooklyn Overheard by: Paper Doctor on cell: I have to get oriented as to the location of those cadavers! –3rd Ave, Near Cabrini Medical Center Older doctor to younger doctor in a group: You actually tried to get a dermatology consultant to come in the middle of the night? That was pretty dumb. You know those guys wouldn't get out of their Shea butter body wraps unless the world was ending. –Kings County Emergency Room Suit to lady friend: If you really wanted to smoke crack you'd go to the hospital! –Nassau St & Ann St Overweight girl to female friend: Wanna play gynecologist? –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Sarah Booz