Ironically, the Lights Are Really Advertisements for Anti-Hallucinogens

Tween #1: Look at them lights in the sky. They look like Batman lights.
Tween #2: No, man, that's angels coming from heaven.
Tween #1: No, that's aliens coming down to interrogate us.

--President St & Franklin Ave, Prospect Heights

Overheard by: JvC

Headline by: Michael

Runners-Up:
· "But Both Were Wrong, for It Was Divine George Bush Descending From His Presidency." - AlphaBeta
· "It Was a Street Lamp." - Paul K.
· "Lucas and Spielberg - the Tween Years" - TV
· "Or, As People Out in the Country Call Them, "Stars"" - BabakganoosH
· "Pop Culture - 3: Science - 0" - The Joker
· "Robert Pattinson Gets an Unexpeected Visit After They Take the Aliens to Their Leader" - Tuesday's Intern
· "The Anti-LSD Ads Write Themselves" - Adam B.


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