Fuck Amber Waves Of Grain-- That's Our True National Treasure

Veteran on train: You know why America is the best country on earth?
NJ guy: Um, because we got the most stable economy and the greatest people. And because we fight terrorism where the rest of the countries aren't pulling their weight.
Veteran: Yep, I reckon that's all true. But I'll tell you, this week when I was visiting New York, I went to this soup place and ordered macaroni. And this macaroni was white, I mean with white cheese...not yellow. I mean, can you imagine white cheese? You think other countries have white cheese? I mean, in America you can have anything!

--NJ Transit

Overheard by: Horrified