You Just Ollied Into My Heart

Black teen, with I skate NY logo shirt: Hey, hey, what's the line for?
Confused white girl: I don't get your shirt.
Black teen: (amazed silence)
Confused white girl: Ohhh, it's a skateboard!
Black teen: Haha, yeah.
Confused white girl: No, no, I thought it was a...a picture of a guy with a unibrow and no mouth?
Black teen: Hey, lemme see your eyes...you have beautiful eyes.

--Virgin Megastore