But Officer, the Bag Is So My Friends Don't Find out I Drink Zima

Girl to cop giving her a ticket after finding beers inside her brown bag: You need a warrant for that!
Cop: No, I don't.
Girl: You can't just look in there without, umm, probable cause!
Cop: Yes, I can.
Girl: You need to get a warrant first!

--Nassau Ave & Lorimer St, Greenpoint

Overheard by: David L.