Wednesday One-Liners Rob the Cradle

Teen: I'm 14 years old and I'm still a virgin...how sick is that??

--Simon Baruch Middle School

Overheard by: the art major

Random old guy: The only thing I like more than children is more children.

--Barnes & Noble, 83rd & Broadway

Overheard by: Maianess

20-something guy to friend, casually: Oh, yeah, and the high school girl doesn't want a relationship.

--Washington Square Park

Overheard by: rachelandkaceyfuckup

Hipster girl to a group of friends: I can't date him. It would be like dating a kid, and not like in a really good way. (awkward silence) Uhm, not that there is a really good way to date a kid.

--Grand Central Station

Guy: You can do that to a girl but you can't do that to a guy! That's child molestation!

--Astor Place

Overheard by: inching away

Professor: Did I ever tell you? I used to work at a carnival operating the kiddie rides. (laughs) And no! I never became a pedophile!

--Wagner College

Overheard by: good to know