Teen: I'm 14 years old and I'm still a virgin…how sick is that?? –Simon Baruch Middle School Overheard by: the art major Random old guy: The only thing I like more than children is more children. –Barnes & Noble, 83rd & Broadway Overheard by: Maianess 20-something guy to friend, casually: Oh, yeah, and the high school girl doesn't want a relationship. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: rachelandkaceyfuckup Hipster girl to a group of friends: I can't date him. It would be like dating a kid, and not like in a really good way. (awkward silence) Uhm, not that there is a really good way to date a kid. –Grand Central Station Guy: You can do that to a girl but you can't do that to a guy! That's child molestation! –Astor Place Overheard by: inching away Professor: Did I ever tell you? I used to work at a carnival operating the kiddie rides. (laughs) And no! I never became a pedophile! –Wagner College Overheard by: good to know