Girl to friend: Whenever I get a really big booger, I feed it to the dog. –Apartment Building, Midtown Girl: And the doctor asked if she'd gone down on anyone lately, and she said "yeah, and when I was doing it, all these little bumps kept falling off in my mouth," and the doctor said "you have genital warts in your throat." –L Train Overheard by: atrain Man on cell: And he opened a can of worms, ate the whole thing and then spit it all into his friend's mouth. We were dry heaving. But everyone just looked at us weird. –1st & 15th Overheard by: Angela Preteen boy on cell: (belches) Huh? (belches again, loudly) What did you say? I can't hear you, I'm burping. –77th & 2nd Girl to friend: My dad would say, "don't send her chocolate, it makes mucus." –W 24th St & 10th Ave Overheard by: Fred Daubert