Dude to girl: Just yesterday I was smoking a joint and my grandma was all "that smells good, Johnny, that smells good." –Hop Scotch Cafe Overheard by: bildita Girl: Speaking of back-door entry, my grandma sent me an e-mail the other day. –A Train Overheard by: naiad Woman: He's just lucky I learned some tricks from his great grandma. –Dekalb Ave & Ashland Place Guy to girl: You look like one of them li'l ass frilly dolls my grandma have on her bed. Cute. (girl stares) What, I'm not gonna get a thank-you for that? –Canal St. Overheard by: The Girl to friend: And so my grandmother was that mail order bride! –Beauty Salon, East Village Overheard by: moca