Two Words That Are Really Interchangable

(conductor makes muffled announcement)
Girl #1: (gasp)
Girl #2: What did she say?
Girl #1: "Stand clear of the closing doors, bitch!"
Woman nearby: I think she said "please".
Man: I like their version better.

--A Train

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Headline by: Dawgn Heat

Runners-Up:
· "Dave Chappelle's New Job As Subway Conductor Poses Some Problems" - Andrew
· "It Could Have Been, "Bitch, Please!" and Everyone Would Have Been Happy" - Jared Rizzi
· "Ludacris Finds Himself Unexpectedly Inspired" - SmR
· "Makes You Wonder What Charlie Brown's Parents Were Really Saying" - Jeff
· "You Have to Use Profanity to Be Taken Seriously in New York" - KAC


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